COVID-19: Ontario 2023 Lockdown Photography Info

COVID-19 Ontario Photography Studios Lockdown Information. Can photographers in Ontario shoot?

YES you can shoot!

There are no current limitations on photography in Ontario.

But, if you’re concerned about COVID-19? We suggest you read on.

Still Want to Take COVID-19 Precautions? Here’s the Ultimate Guide to Staying Safe from Infectious Disease!

Here’s how you can take precautions against COVID-19:

1. Make fewer friends. Studies show that people with no friends don’t get COVID-19 as often because they have no social life, and COVID is spread socially. Finally, a win for the anti-social kids!

2. Kick COVID in the butt. If it makes you feel more comfortable, wear a face mask or face shield. Or get yourself a fancy katana to defend against the virus—at least that’s how we think people defend themselves?

3. Burn your hands with sanitizer. Sanitize your hands often. Store some hand-sanitizer in your car. Or get some portable hand sanitizer for your camera bag. Better yet, get yourself an inflatable swimming pool and fill it with mass amounts of sanitizer and swim in it. About 100 of these bottles should do.

4. Everything’s infected. Replace it all. Because science. Get a new camera bag. Your old one’s probably infected. Plus this bag has a hard shell, keeping COVID out of the inside of your bag. That’s how that works—we’re scientists.

5. Mosquitos carry COVID. Get yourself some moisturizing soap, to counter the dryness caused by hand sanitizer. And unlike the rest of this article, here’s an actual fact—if your skin is cracking, it’s less likely to protect you against germs so you should definitely moisturize daily. Maybe throw on some mosquito spray too just in case—they carry West Nile, why not COVID?

6. Get that D, girl! Make sure you’re keeping your immune system boosted! Get your daily dose of Vitamin C, and Vitamin D! And ladies, as you already know, the more vitamin D you’re getting, the better your immune system functions. May we recommend this as a way to get more boys to give you their vitamin D?

Do you or someone you know currently have COVID-19?

• Drink lots of water, or was it beer? JK, drink lots of water and stay hydrated. And we recommend this, because regular spring or filtered water is so 2019. Sugar water is the new water—especially if we’re going to fight off COVID-19 with other diseases, like diabetes—because science!

• Eat soup and stuff. Get some instant-soup or try this as well! Just add hot water and voila, you’re ready to eat and get better! There’s no humour in this point—we just genuinely want you to have easily accessible / preparable food in case you do get “the vids”.

• Lose your friends! Get all your “friends” a funny get-well present like this failed birthday card. How else are you supposed to remember how no one showed up to your birthday by blaming it on COVID? Remember, friends always lead to disappointment. Better to have no friends at all, since if you have no friends, those friends can’t disappoint you.

• Get wasted. Oh, and now that you’re antisocial and have no friends—you’ve got to find a way to have some fun! So have some fun. Play the COVID SHOTS GAME. It’s simple, buy these shot glasses and get shmammered.